“Birds aren’t animals anyway” - my mother, said 100% seriously

1 year ago today I cut my bangs again after they grew out…… Should I do it again

We literally deserve a 2nd honeymoon after packing up all of this stuff

this is me btw. this is who ur being mean to when ur being mean to me.

“my love” yes that’s me !! i’m the one u love. i’m the only one u love. i’m your love. pls say it again

comprehensive menu of my desires at all times

Me: What you gotta buy from Target? Her: Target will tell me when I get there

bf who drives everywhere 🤝 passenger princess girlfriend who says “COWS” every time she sees them

Thursday 27th October, 2022

My kid just learned “uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling “oh no noodles” instead

I’m gonna be an absolute mess when I have to leave my friends to move. I was super blessed with all of them

That’s my emotional support half melted iced coffee

You Me Hot cocoa Matching pjs Building gingerbread houses It’s a date

my star

Friday 25th November, 2022

This is Noodle. He has been a constant source of joy for millions, by sharing his prediction for the day in the form of “bones, or no bones?” Yesterday, Noodle passed away peacefully at the age of 14. He was so loved by so many. It will now and forever be… a bones day. 15/10

did anyone else live 2 completely different lives in 1 year.. January-July was completely different life than July-December 😂

the best thing i did. this entire year. was love you

“This is a prime Cheesecake Factory area”