Mr. Pickles, a critically endangered species of tortoise at the Houston Zoo, finally became a father at the age of 90. He and his partner, Mrs. Pickles, welcomed three tortoise hatchlings: Dill, Gherkin and Jalapeño. nyti.ms/3Z1yoMw

bring back club libby lu. i’m a taxpayer, i deserve a makeover, a tub of glitter body dust, and a choreographed dance to perform in the mall

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was arrested the week before Easter?

So close, that’s bacon ❤️

real television is back

they don’t make movies like this anymore:

they don’t make movies like this anymore:

when he’s sassier than me

Oh, you’re headed out to bear country? That salmon-scented body wash was a bold choice.

the way i text my bf throughout the day is similar to a 3rd grade summer essay. i went for a walk. i had something to eat. it was good. i feel happy. i had a good time. i saw a bird

me & the girls when one of us needs to use the bathroom

Five months into 2023 and class of 2020 still talking about having no prom . HEAL!!!

Always be aware of your surroundings. It will help keep you and your group safe, wildlife wild, and habitats safe and healthy. You’re not lost. You’re still in the parking lot.

men b like She accused me of things that Are true grrrrrr