!!! Same.

y = mx + b nice to me

THIS #HALLOWEEN 🎃 IM YOUR AUNT WHO LOVES A DOLLAR GENERAL DEAL AND MISSES A GOOD FILENE’S RUN EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK...SHOW ME YOUR COSTUMES!!! AUNTY HAS SPOKEN!!! BOO! 🙌🏼🗣🙌🏼

If you really loved me you would spend all your money buying me Lululemon pants

Many of you didn’t think I had another big idea in me, so here goes. Foot Long Taco.

CONTEST GIVE AWAY: I am giving away 1 free photo shoot (3 locations & 3 outfit changes)! (Senior, family, engagement, couples shoot or just for fun). You must follow me & retweet this post in order to be entered. Your name will be put in a drawing which will be on 11/28 @ 11pm

Y’all hurry and go retweet my friends post to win a free shoot! He’s kind of really good! 📸📸📸

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I was talking this girl at the bar and I guy walked pass and touched her lower back and I shit you not she pulled out a mini walkie talkie and said "we got a 2319" and her friend came out of nowhere to save her 😭😭

tell me i’m hot it’s for science

I can’t stop watching this.

This is me tweeting to distract myself from watching birdbox because GARY JUST OPENED THE WINDOWS AND MALORIE & OLYMPIA ARE TRYING TO BIRTH OUT THEIR BABIES AND IM SCARED.

I’m practically dating the gym at this point

it feels so good to know that uncle kracker is not just my uncle, but all of our uncles

Y’all ever stub your pinky toe so hard you wanna throw up?

YOU COULDVE HAD A BAD BITCH