I love the smell of hot tube amplifiers. Even knowing almost certainly that it smells exactly like a goodwill store in 150 degree heat.

My golden retriever and I aren’t religious, but I still make him pray before every bowl of kibble. Better safe than sorry.

Thanks Paris for reminding folks to reserve their copy of Mister Robertson book from 11:11 Press 1111press.com/oldtestament

The most important instrument in rock and roll is the snare drum.

@franciswoIf @big_cult_energy True enough but there's a spiritual successor

My bed is an oval shaped depression of tall grass on a southwestern facing slope, w/ close proximity to fresh water. Maybe you shouldn’t generalize.

Try frog imitations

tfw you realize you missed a spot shaving.

Here’s a tip. Don’t care about the gender of football analyst, watch football muted while playing reggae like a normal person.

I’ve narrowed it down. For me, music has got to be either groovy, angry or sad, otherwise it’s for the birds.

I got a new squier cause fenders are cheugy.

Yeah I got both of them.

A new Stillwater city ordinance prohibiting leaps from the Stillwater Lift Bridge into the St. Croix River does not apply on the Wisconsin side. startribune.com/new-stillwater…

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