St. Peter’s basketball stadium vs. the two teams they beat 💀

My bracket is fucked so at Peter's to the moon

The best part about going to law school is that ur entire personality will turn into the fact that u are going to law school and u will be ( in my personal experience with myself) insufferable

when girls are making their way through a crowd I’m like let me clear the way sweet baby angel when guys do it it’s like why are you not building a house

Remembered I'm 23 again and threw up in my mouth a lil bit

Your move Sleepy Joe

Your honor my client just has that dog in him

I can't believe the original girlboss died

I need Texas to lose more than I need my next breath

On my hands and knees praying to Bear Bryant rn

Getting a crockpot is at least in my top 5 of life-changing decisions

Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde did more for the legal profession as a whole than any opinion Judge Cardozo ever wrote

Engaging in psychological warfare to get my roomate to wash just one single dish

Mood:

Ja Morant starting an IG live

"Alabama gets all the calls" our punter got murdered in broad daylight on live TV