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And in a shocking plot twist, this inexplicable ghoster has made a reappearance?!

This is a niche peds joke, but I find the title for the newest AAP QI project on croup management - “BARCK” - to be pretty delightful. Well played AAP.

My Annie girl was dx’d w/ CKD yesterday & her labs didn’t respond much to 24hrs of IV fluids. She’s still happy & playful, so we’re managing w/ diet, meds & at-home subQ fluids, but my heart’s breaking that our timeline together isn’t what I thought. We could use a little love 🤍

Medicine is still the coolest job ever like they could never make me hate you but damn did they really try

My new favorite opening question to ask matches on bumble is “how far do you think you’d make it in the hunger games?” Boys can’t resist discussing their archery & camouflage skills in detail, and it cracks me up every time.

The most important doctoring I’ve done this week on service was a veryyy serious & sacred pinky promise ritual with a 4 yo post op patient just would NOT take PO. Our staff & his parents tried EVERYTHING. One pinky promise & 8hrs later he was drinking enough to go home. #WhyPeds

Overheard at sign out - “his counts are down but his spirits are up”

Helpful tip: One thing you might want to do before Jan. 20th is update all your vaccinations.

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

Heartbroken.

Tough day to be a physician in America. Tough day to be a scientist in America. Tough day to be a woman in America.

For the rest of my life, I will never understand how “sometimes you just have to grab them by the pussy” was not the end of this. That was not a dealbreaker for America, and that’s devastating.

Mr Biden, I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure xoxo the women in america 💙

This is the kind of colleague I am.

Also. The majority of my partners are at least 10-15 yrs older than me & much less ✨online✨than I am, so there’s a v good chance it’ll go over their heads. But somehow, that’s even funnier.. and it brought me a bit of joy while reviewing renal US use after first febrile UTI.

From an H&P - “Mom also noted that 2 days ago patient was biting herself in the arm, patient states it was because she was hungry” 😂😂😂 Flawless history taking. No notes.

every trump appointment is like "Donald Trump has appointed the Grinch as director of the Department of Christmas"

Okay I did it too.. 💙🌅🦋 Help me find you over on the Good Place!

RFK Junior thinks there's conclusive proof ivermectin works for Covid but there isn't enough evidence for vaccines He uses long words and sounds convincing But he has no idea what he is talking about.

Okay friends, I need Christmas gift ideas for my best friend. She’s an (adult) ID doc & is currently very pregnant - having her second baby in January. Typically likes any gift that makes her life easier/more convenient.. and go!