Unfortunately the expensive tinted sunscreen is worth the money and I feel really beautiful

Hoboken, also Hoboken, somehow also Hoboken

Smoking weed and googling things

i want your things in my room i miss you all of the time….

lady in front of me in the theater at the Michael screening deadass Shazamed “Thriller”

Vacation brain is awesome. All I did was eat and drink and walk around and not deny myself anything so my brain is like “wow great town. I should move here. It would probably be like this every day”

3:30 pm dinner reservation for 1. Doesn’t get more me than that

Porch Fest is when all the hot straight guys in DC come out of hiding for four hours. And then, they vanish again.

9 year old me when avril lavigne said "hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

I feel deep spiritual unrest whenever I see this pattern

Yesterday in DC was the most 2019 day since 2019

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-3pm work schedule? 🥹

Airlines sending me "we're in this together" emails. When my suitcase was 52 pounds I was on my own.

you all have fun at olivia rodrigo i personally had enough fun at the guts tour while i double fisted grey goose lemonades and the 12 year old girl in front of me shazamed casual as chappell roan performed it

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

When you cancel Ancestry dot com, one of the “why are you cancelling” options is “learned something unsettling”

I went to her sweet 16 in manalapan New Jersey and she wore a teal and silver sparkled tutu dress and the theme was New York Nights and instead of a cake she had a tower of cupcakes that were red velvet

#thevalley is increasingly becoming a lesson on why it’s so crucial to choose your baby daddy wisely.

Men are becoming less physically attractive according to recent studies… Do you agree ? I’m not sure, but there’s evidence !!

This is actually how everything feels quite often when you have an open heart and accept that anything worthwhile requires risking humiliation. C'est la vie!