i am not concerned with the sports. i am however. very concerned with the snacks associated

my dad sent me this and i am LOSING MY MIND

Have officially passed the torch of putting up with Amanda Gall, good luck out there Thomas Carden Jr.

Can’t order Chickfila on DoorDash. Therefore it’s Sunday. Follow me for more tips on how to keep track of time during quarantine

gonna tell my kids this was joe biden and kamala harris

Pretty sure my mom’s rescue fish Joe Biden is living better than I am🙃

HISTORICALLY A VERY BAD SIGN FOR ENGLAND TBH

Samwise Gamgee carrying his lembas bread to Mordor

Scientists currently explaining the estimated path of the #ChineseRocket

CDC says fully vaccinated people can stare at the blank page before them, open up the dirty window, let the sun illuminate the words they cannot find, reach for something in the distance, so close they can almost taste it, release their inhibitions, & feel the rain on their skin.

This is Po. He just barked for the first time. It immediately sent him into an existential crisis. 13/10 (IG: readyset_po)

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

Man it’s a really good thing zillow doesn’t have a buy with one click button

“I wish you well”

In recognition for her efforts to highlight the geologic Eras that formed the planet and for shaping our world as much as the tectonic plates beneath us, we have selected Taylor Swift as an Honorary Geologist for the state of Washington.

Campfires are now banned on all DNR-managed lands east of the Cascades due to increasing wildfire danger. However, you can still ask your friend Doug to wear this, sit in a fire pit, and say "crackle crackle crackle" for a few hours