Putting my phone down so i can really focus on losing my mind

This lockdowns hitting different I just want a hug ok

are u mad at me ??? this tweet is for everyone

eating a slider is just microdosing borger

interviewer: your resume says you’re paranoid me: what else did it say

Keep going ain’t nothing else to do

u see love in everything because u have that much love inside of u

i’m definitely addicted to joshing around

Women: I have a stalker, he threatened to kill me. Police: Cool, can you call us when he actually does that?

I want somebody to see the same possibilities in me that ocean spray saw in cranberries

i met the saddest and happiest version of myself this year , i love her

i be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features