baby kong you have to stop, you smoke too hard, your swag too different, your bitch too bad, they'll kill you

dream blunt rotation

they made me stop after i turned 23 years old

my parents used to call me butter boy bc when we’d go to restaurants i’d pretend to be gollum and steal all the packets of butter then go under the table to eat them all like a ravenous little freak

no babe i love how cringe you are all the cool girls scare me

every italian canadian should get a birthright trip to woodbridge

lmfao elon fanboys are sooooooo fucking stupid

everyone who has less minutes listened than me on spotify wrapped is a loser who doesn’t like music and everyone with more minutes is a loser who doesn’t have a life

i can’t imagine what you have to do for the chicago blackhawks to deem “unacceptable”

me if fumbling baddies becomes illegal

me when my parents ask why my friends are getting engaged and i’m still single

imagine getting sloppy on this

hell yeah

let’s get these sick little freaks on a podcast i have some questions that need answers

i feel like a proud dad finally watching jungle get the recognition they deserve

you know how player it prolly was to surprise ur girl with sade tickets in 1984

that one homie with melancholy swag who always has a dark prophecy

you’re in her dms, i’m locked in a kennel in her basement and she gives me treats when i’m a good boy