I can hear snoring in the stables. Sebastian is once again sleeping with the horses. Or Max... Either way there's not much of a difference.

[Vicki whispered lowly:] Is the pretty girl talkin' to me..? Oh god I hope she is. Uh- I like your knife! It's very well kept!

Hey you Yeah you Rt this x.com/maximoffintern…

Fang. Fang I'm bored. As my apprentice it's your duty to not abandon me. That's a rule. [She sat in Fang Ride.'s lap and nuzzled him.]

Faaaaaaaaaaang I'm so bored and lonely where are you.

@MissMortiss That doesn't mean they won't try. I mean, I'm scared of... That stuff.

A FUCKING HUGE SPIDER JUST CRAWLED ON MY FACE AND I PANICKED AND JUMPED ON MY BED SCREAMING AND I NUKED IT WITH HAIRSPRAY AND IT LIVED

WHAT THE FUCK MAN LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

MY MUM POKED IT WITH A PEN AND JUST FUCKING RAN LIKE PSYCHO CRAZY AND SHIT AND OH FUCK SAVE ME

THERE'S WEB ON MY PILLOW I CAN'T LAY DOWN FUCK NO I WAS JUST VIOLATED BY A FUCKING SPIDER

(Seeing all these traditional villains made me miss the old ways, so I flipped an account! Dodger

Cross the line if you love writing stories but get writers block and can never finish one.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Very Cute Camo Outfit !!!!

Cross the line if friendship is more important to you than a significant other but no one reciprocates your point of view.

OOPS MY HAND SLIPPED

(So for MCM London my friend and I are going as post-apocalypse killers. I need to persuade my mum to let me get a gas mask. :3)

wowee

[Jen stood at the kitchen counter, topping her pancakes. Syrup, mini-smarties, coloured sugar, more syrup, gummy bears and chocolate.] Mm...