Just watched Map to the Stars.... I was confused the whole time. But I liked it.

I love biting my nails

I'm still in love with Cook from skins

My mom just moved to austin. She called me on her walk and said all the tents reminded her of me...

hi i’m johnny knoxville and i’m about to run up that hill and make a deal with god

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Astro Poets pisces are literal biblical monsters

Never got bacne until I got a tattoo between my shoulders. Anyone have a comment on this? Doesn't have to be medical.

Man, I just want to find someone to smoke a cig with me in the car with the windows rolled up

looking at reviews to find a good pair of pantyhose 😭😭😭 I’ve never seen nothing like THIS on Amazon before

Yes I’m Covid positive. Yes I spent all day in Washington Square Park smoking blunts, making new friends and just generally enjoying the holiday. This virus can’t control our lives forever!!! Happy 420 everyone!!! ☮️🍁💚

There are two types of people. Those who pack on top of a dirty ashy bowl, and those who don’t.

I love constantly wearing headphones because I am caught in the illusion that I am really good at singing.

Karaoke night in Taos is the worst music festival every Thursday

My landlord asked to me watch his weed plants and I killed them and I’m so embarrassed to give them back they look horrible

The old drunk who uses his empty beer mug to prop up his iPhone to watch tactical skill videos on YouTube

The Texas Roadhouse in Lubbock is a beautiful microcosm.

Yo mama so fat she became a Victoria secret model

The internet is ruined