I think it is wrong that "parks" and "parking lots" share the same root word. Parks are made with nature in mind, whereas parking lots are made with cars in mind, very unnatural.

I'm using Canva.

my dream is to have a dachshund

one of my favorite happinesses in life is bonding with my uber driver and impressing them w the 3 words i know in their language. like it's just that simple. sorry like sue me

Thanks for talking about this old painting I did in 1982, more than 40 years ago, before any of us had desktop computers, laptops, cellphones, or any digital options. All I had was a fire-burned memory of seeing Blade Runner, a piece of board, and a drawer full of gouache paints.

I'm using mspaint, paint, hipaint powerpoint, also excel

I'm going to get a hair transplant on my upper lip

im stressed to the point that my pubes are greying

idgaf abt fucking bitches, im tryna buy some estee lauder eye cream that costs $100 a jar

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

u know that lady on the airplane screaming about "that motherfucker is NOT real!" yea, she was talking abt me

need a donor for my big toe hair transplant scheduled next week

if ur restaurant uses sysco, just do me a favor and go out of business

Summer 1 month away, lock in or get left behind. 🤷🏻‍♀️sorry I don’t make the rules

Def gonna be a tree in my next life, they got me surviving not thriving #chinesespy

my runs have been so ass lately, but at least my legs look strong af when I run... ya ya ya