When you’re the manager of Black Rock steakhouse and you see your trainee putting casino butter on the stone

Literally have no idea how you shoot 4-17 from the field

Coop has gotten stripped going up at least 3 or 4 times tonight. Sloppy game from him

Make your free throws Coop

Shawn Marion needs to be in the hall of fame.

Truly the most underrated player in NBA history man. He didn’t make a single All-Defensive team & now this.

Amar'e getting in before Marion feels absolutely insane to me.

Because it’s incorrect

Marion was an S-tier defender and for his size, his statistical markers and totals are insane. He joined Hakeem Olajuwon, Karl Malone and Kevin Garnett as the only players in NBA history with at least 16,000 points, 9,000 rebounds, 1,500 steals and 1,000 blocks

happy trans day of visibility! sending warm and lovely thoughts to the community, your resilience in the face of this shitty world is inspiring!

Coop getting outplayed by Kuzma, have shame son

If you play the Mavericks you are allowed to just beat the shit out of anyone in our uniform

Mavs scored 14 points in the 2nd quarter. How many do you think a random collection of Mavs fans could've scored in that quarter?

I don't think anyone has to worry about the Mavs winning another game this year. They have checked out

Coop is shooting 9-31 in the last two games and trending downwards

feels like coop is out of gas for this rookie season

He has the most shot attempts out of anyone tonight and had the most of anyone last night by 8 attempts. He just sucks right now

Coop has faded or moved on every single jumper tonight. Nothing just straight up and down

The Right Stuff, now there’s a motion picture