LFG Jon❗️❗️❗️🐎🐎🐎

Happy June 7th, babes ❤️ #ALLCAPS

Bump

Wes Anderson should STOP making movies and START designing high concept putt putt courses in the myrtle beach area

“what’s your 5 year plan” i’ll probably go to the movies next week I think

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Bro WE are THREE underwear changes away from Christmas. That’s crazy.

Sweet land of Liberty 🇺🇸🇺🇸

“He ate 70 hot dogs is what he did! He was a brave American professional eater. And in this house Joey Chestnut is a hero - end of story!”

You're either normal or you study the menu before going to a restaurant

"thank you for choosing amtrak" no problem there are no other trains

Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin singing "Silent Night" on The Dean Martin Show Christmas Special in 1967.

Streets are saying Jack Eichel won a Stanley Cup and a Gold Medal before Connor McDavid

Holy smokes. This might be the most American thing I've ever seen. Congrats to these guys 🇺🇸