Life would have been so much better if plantain was protein

Which is why I push back against the idea that our social values are warped simply because we are poor. The deeper problem is that good character is not consistently rewarded or respected, and bad character is not reliably shunned or punished.

‘I don’t think a wedding needs to be big to…’ My dear, nothing needs to be anything. If you want your own to be small, do small one. The people that want the big one have done the big one.

Your own chess doesn’t have any public impact, mabinu dear. Also, a bucket for your tears 🪣

Hard work is everywhere. But working on the right thing, at the right time, for long enough? That’s where the real separation happens.

Born to be a Trust fund baby, forced to trust and fund the process 🫠

You don’t want to live the same life from 18 to 65…living check to check, tied to car payments you can’t afford, unable to travel, with your weekends revolving around the same local bar. Just rinse and repeat. Your life should be evolving. The quality of it should be getting

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we got tired of asking “what should we eat tonight?” so we wrote all our favorite dinners on slips of paper and put them in a jar. every week we draw from it. dinner lottery.

That jollof rice and coleslaw combo is so undefeated, especially when the jollof rice is peppery🥹.

The audience of one

Working corporate made me appreciate Thursday’s more. Unofficial end of the working week, streets filled with people after 5, vibes are good life is great

By the way, who made the rule that puff puff must be more than everything on the small chops tray?

People are always so confused when they can't place me because I'm gentle in person but also ruthless about my convictions and quite firm about certain things so they think I'm faking the gentle part.😭 Throws them off everytime.🤣

Influential people rate this guy gaaan

people often assume that having both parents present guarantees a stable upbringing, but presence and health are not the same thing.

My own agenda is there’s no such thing as a dream job. There’s a job that just pays the bills, there’s high paying jobs with great benefits and there’s jobs that you’re insanely passionate about. If you’re lucky enough, you can find all 3 in one opportunity, but a job is always

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Getting fat because you started making money is not the flex Nigerians think it is.