The TwEats Everything essential mix is absolute FIRE 🔥! All the influences, all the edits, all the STOMPING. Desk raving an understatement.

The guy who filmed that Russell Brand video

Just spent 20 minutes unplugging cables, resetting devices, praying to the gods and sacrificing a goat to fix the internet and it turns out sky is just down in general 🤣 #skybroadband

Yup. National Sky outage. It’s the end of days.

Warren Gatland can never leave. He must be tied to this job until he’s at least 100 years old. Any price is worth it. Rename Bridgend Gatlandland if we have to. Give him the Millennium Centre to live in. Let Bryn just own Wrexham. It’s all worth it. He stays forever.

No moment in the game summed it up better tonight. Australia in meltdown, Jac Morgan superb tonight. #WALvAUS

Remarkable to hear Braverman say multiculturalism has failed. She's a British Home Secretary descended from Goan Indians from Mauritius and Kenya, married to a Jewish husband, in a government headed by Britain's first Hindu PM. What would successful multiculturalism look like?

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This unseen footage from the #ToryPartyConference is incredible. Showing true colours now. youtu.be/_dBbUCWVC1M?si…

AMAZING day w our University of Salford grads inspiring students. Vicky Hawkesworth nipped in b4 her BBC Radio 1 show, Lizzie Halliwell came in after producing Nicky Campbell on BBC Radio 5 Live, Joe Wilson from Global joined us prepping Drive & Harry from his shift BBC Sounds! #radio

1/7 I was bemused the UCU consultation had no free text box. So, here are my thoughts: *We are tired and exhausted with industrial action - not because we’ve got no pluck - but because you have failed us at the top. You’ve brought about division in ur membership… #ucu

2/7 *There was a deal on the table that Jo Grady recommended. I agreed with this. It felt enough of a victory and had suitable conditions to hold UCEA to account. The next day the HEC rejected it - this was a grave error imo. Confusion and split is what has followed. UCU #ucu

3/7 *Union members were then further divided by the MAB. It felt more hurtful to students than anything else and I couldn’t bring myself to prevent students graduating by not marking - and it didn’t work anyway. UCU #ucu

4/7 *The ‘end of season sale’ week of strikes was a disgrace. You used a strike mandate just because it was there. You should have regathered membership momentum nobly, consulted, clarified strategy and reballoted. But you sent us over the top… UCU #ucu

5/7 *There was a ‘red brick’ lean in declaring this latter strike as targeting induction. We were in week 2 and it was awful timing. Seek to understand the nuances of your member institutions more in ur strategies UCU #ucu

6/7 *I used ballot ‘3rd voting option’ of not voting (with a heavy heart) because I knew the votes returned would favour strike action but sensed this is no longer the majority position among colleagues. Union action should be for/by the many not the few 🤷‍♂️ UCU #ucu

7/7 *I remain a proud union member and support the dispute with the employer. So please regroup honourably, honestly, effectively; for the majority and give us a savvy, 21st century union strategy/plan we can all get behind. UCU #ucu

Our second shortlisted poem for our customer #ReadingPlus #FestivePoem Competition comes from Zoha, Year 6 from Woodhouse Primary Woodhouse Primary Hit like for one vote. Share for an extra vote. Voting closes at midnight on Sunday 31st of December. Good luck, Zoha! 🎄❄️

Best thing on Twitter this Christmas. Also, donate. :)