ㅤ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ㅤ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ㅤㅤㅤ 𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙎 ☠︎

Whilst he has been absent don’t take that as a sign of the seal moving on elsewhere. He’s been locked up at home with a terrible cold the past few days and is taking some much needed rest and recovery. Though if you are interested in seeing him he would appreciate the company.

He’s noticed a wild ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝐎͟𝐁͟𝐒͟𝐄͟𝐒͟𝐒͟𝐄͟𝐃 ‍‍𝐁𝐅 ‍‍ ‍‍ roaming around of late. He’s going to approach the hound and see if he needs a workout buddy, the seal has been in need of a new spotter.

The seal delivers an open-palm, meaty slap to @cecelia_suki’s bodacious derrière. “Love ya babe.”

He hasn’t bitten anyone in a while and he doesn’t want to tarnish his reputation as a fearsome sea predator. He tried to bite @skatingtatoos but he ended up passing out on her lap instead, her thighs are far too soft. Chomping will have to wait another day.

But does she need to stick her muzzle through the fence like a hungry bear to taste his deliciously plump strawberries? If she wants a punnet she’s just have to ask. Though he’s getting a hoot watching from his back veranda.

ㅤ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ㅤ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎ ︎︎ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤. 🈲 ︎︎

John will barge in on @cecelia_suki whenever she's having a shower, just to see her impulsively cover her massive rack and squeak before she berates him for having no manners. Cohabitation with a rabbit is always an enjoyable experience.

John needs a new spotter. He doesn't know the guy, but he's seen @bluustaindblood around the block, seems like a nice dude, and what better way to introduce yourself then appearing in a hoodie in the middle of the night? Cue the seal knocking, spare gym top in hand.

He's trying to persuade @cecelia_suki to go on a holiday to Japan. Does he wanna go for the food? Nah. The sights? Nope. He wants to spend a day at the Yokohama car show so he can fanboy for a few hours.

Don't worry, a day at the beach with John is always a blast. He knows a secret spot where you can catch good fish, take a swim whilst they cook, enjoy a seaside lunch and lay in the evening sun. He does enforce a zero swimwear policy, since it's private it shouldn't be an issue.

The seal was taking a long, warm soak. He deserved it, it'd been a long day and the seal was absolutely buggered. Though as he laid his head against the ceramic tub he wondered if @cecelia_suki wanted to join him. "Babe! Bath time!" He called out in a rather boisterous manner.

It’s been far too long but the seal is back. He’s been busy for the past few months but he’s once again on the beach, shamelessly naked.

⇦ 𝙃𝙖𝙨 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙥𝙪𝙥 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙨.

The seal stands on the edge of the pier glancing down into the bleak waters below. His tail whips against the timber, a toothy smirk crawling up his muzzle. "I swear fish, ya'll better hope she doesn't show up, because I have a killer appetite right now."

Seal pups are cute. Wanna raise some?

The seal does wonder what kind of fish 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 likes, he noticed the canine had recently moved onto the street and as is tradition he wanted to take a stroll down to the beach and fetch a real thrasher for a barbecue.

When John left Australia he knew he couldn’t be too far from the ocean. It’s his roots after all. Sure he can set up his mechanic workshop anywhere but he chose somewhere hot with plenty of reefs for the seal to explore and fish from.

Hmm. He might have do this the old fashioned way, having her suite up in her bikini and a snorkel so she can have her pick of nature's feast down at the reef. Though he does hope she doesn't mind how he does his fishing, rods can be so dull, he prefers to use his powerful jaws.

“Uhh.. @cecelia_suki..”