I probably spend 2-4 hours a year resetting my password. Why.

High school show choir idea—all Genesis songs. That’s all.

You know you’re a millennial when your phone flashlight turns on for no reason like you’re my dad five years ago.

Happy almost nap-a-thon to those who celebrate. #themasters

The entire plot of The Birds is wildly inaccurate. If you wanted to truly capture their wrath, film with an open window around 3am.

How am I supposed to work today when the Kendrick/Drake feud is going off

Does anyone else sing the Golden Girls theme song when you write “thank you for being patient” in emails or just me?

Harrison Butker every time a woman learns how to read

for no reason what so ever here’s harrison butker eating absolute shit 🫶

Hey Kendrick Lamar I know you’re busy with the other thing, but can we get a diss track on #harrisonbutker pleeeeease?

I’m going to the pride parade Sunday but don’t know the hot to go dance, will I be ok??

Apparently 😂 is cringe according to zins, 💀 aka dead is now in. Let’s all use ☠️ and f*** shit up.

To be the helium supplier to the #DNC2024 damn.

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“Oh my goodness. The White Sox have just gone full White Sox.” Kevin Brown sums up the Chicago White Sox, who are on their way to a 31-109 record.

In 2016 our poll correctly predicted the presidential election, check out this year’s… #WWHL

Not a year goes by without me thinking about mcshakes and honestly I think this is the origin story of girl dinner.

I think my mom discovered AI.

I love my best friend. She just ignores me when I’m being annoying and knows to check in when I’m off the ledge.