Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

This year Cinco De Mayo falls on taco tuesday. this is it, people. this is what we've been training for.💃🏽

Wingstop reveals a 4/20 Hot Box combo that comes with a rolling tray 👀

Best sleep: 1. Orgasm-induced sleep. 2. Tiredness from a long day sleep. 3. Sadness sleep. 4. Heartbreak sleep. 5. Fat bank account sleep. 6. AC-conducive atmosphere sleep. 7. Rainy season sleep.

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect even tho nobody cares

being the co worker who always has ibuprofen/bandaids/allergy meds/hand sanitizer/lotion in his backpack

we’re about to see acting like it’s never been acted before oh my

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

My summer color palette

want

This takes courage… The Strokes closed their Coachella set flashing images of the governments the CIA has overthrown, the leaders the US has assassinated including MLK 👀, the war crimes the US is committing in Iran, and the genocide Israel is committing in occupied Palestine.

honestly, girls just need to start pulling up to lunch or dinner and settle their differences like the real housewives.

No baby he’s included

D1 yapper 💪🏾😮‍💨🏆

I want this ngga Beheaded on CNN

Behind every loser nigga that needs to die, is his fat ass loser mother who also needs to die.

Haftaya çarşamba günü The Boys’ta televizyon tarihinin gelmiş geçmiş en iyi ikilisini tekrar bir arada görücez