mixing friend groups for my birthday makes me feel like graham norton

I'll be very honest with you, I want Scottish independence because I hate English people

everyone posting this and talking about the vampire lestat like the police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his NOLA home that he sold in 1940

happy anniversary to me and my pussay wagon being on the roads

And finally...3. See you soon 😇😈

got a weeks holiday off work for this and this alone (and not els bday)

BREAKING Gay people dying all over the world as the vampire Lestat and good omens teasers released within an hour of each other

working retail with majorly older customers when a good majority of them think tattoos have to mean something deep is so difficult because ive just had to explain one of my tats I only got done because it was on sale for £80 and looked cool n thats it

"Did you get a job in your career yet" No but I did get myself a sweet treat and Also I think it's very brave of me to continue living despite it all

updated my age to 25 and took out my uni course on my ig bio

“myki meeks, condragulations you are the winner of this weeks challenge” #DragRace

me forgetting to repost this was a crime

got my shit absolutely rocked at bowling

everyone please send your children to catholic school for 13 years. when they grow up they'll be grateful that they have the knowledge to better understand interview with the vampire

Americans have single handily pissed off the whole of Scotland

el lipsyncing for her life at uni rn

lestat was in the studio with her.

the scene with cal at fezco’s house was so funny i can’t stop laughing like it’s embedded in my brain, rest in piece angus and eric