Oooh virtual Hellraiser territory #beyondfriday

Ok mutual voyeurism not so bad #beyondfriday

"Your outfit is totally bitching, you look like that girl from that video" why didn't anyone tell teenage me that those lines actually work?? #beyondfriday

The dog is the true star #beyondfriday

Oh yeah, obviously, makes total sense, no cloud storage or auto back-up.....jfc

"Chemistry's like chlamydia - you either got it or you ain't"

This Saturday it's one big collab

Here's one of my fave record labels, based in the US, explaining how since Brexit it now costs too much for them to export to the UK. How's free trade working out for us?

This is why I've been trying to get Daniel Sloss to make his X stand-up show available in the UK. The last 15 minutes is some of the most powerful and important material I've ever heard. And it's what I said on Jeremy Vine this morning. #RIPSarahEverard

Come hear the fruit of our labour. 9 hours collated by me and curated by many Unscene regulars!

(1/3) So disappointed to hear some bars and promoters that I like (not a majority, thankfully) talk about "freedom day" and perceived taking away from rights. Yes, I hate the government too. No, it's not the same as flu. Yes, long Covid exists.

(2/3) No, the government is not smart enough to collude with all the other governments in the world and all of the scientists and health organisations to fabricate a pandemic. Have you not seen how inept they've been at everything else?

(3/3) Yes, wearing masks in crowded spaces can help protect others, so don't be a twat. In the meantime I am available for playing at events in crowd-controlled/well-ventilated areas 😎 Rave Safe lovelies xxx

All of this music that I made is not available to stream or download anymore because Domino Recording Co have removed it against my wishes. They have taken it down to try and stop the legal dispute we are involved in over the royalties they pay me.

Next Lukey Foxtrot live set* at @intoxextravaganza in @ampstudiosoldkentroad this Thurs 13th Jan 7pm - very well-ventilated, open railway arch with outdoor heating! *not featuring these beauties just yet #southeastlondon #londonlivemusic #experimentalmusic #idm #techno #rave

Did 3 hours' work on my first official day of annual leave Finished and went to buy beer to get in the pre-Antigua holiday mood Came back and made a cup of tea and a sandwich So hardcore in my forties...

Covid is the Rishi Sunak of viruses - rich, many resources, tells you it's nicer than other illnesses but is actually just as ill-meaning and devoid of empathy.

I tried going to @roughtrade East last night after work (Enfield) and before a gig (Highbury). Google said closing time 7pm and event listings on RT site said 7pm start. Got there 6:25pm and told it was closed for an event! Extremely frustrated long-term customer here!