I’m not saying this clock the wife got from Kmart is shit, but the alarm didn’t go off this morning and the time is now 9:77

I was really outside as a child. Not even by force. They had to force us to come in 😂

rip sean lock you would’ve loved this

Early prototypes for new Charles III coinage released.

you know what’s sexy? i finally feel like myself again and i’m the happiest i’ve been in years

Nobody : Me & my friends telling jokes :

seeing my best friend happy makes my heart so happy

If the human race leaves behind one artifact about our existence, I vote this video. x.com/okdcfc/status/…

i’m single so shoot your shot or shoot me, at this point idc

Tell me your phones dry without telling me your phones dry. ‘Team Snapchat’ be in my best friends list since Halloween

You cannot convince me that this isn’t Greta Thunberg with a stick on beard

whyd bro throw a bike tho

I love seeing all the hot mums

the person i needed the most taught me i don't need anybody

It turns out the kitten she rescued was actually a panther Who wouldn't want a pet panther

That dad in Amsterdam when he saw who was on the other side of the glass

A single vodka lemonade