Getting sent a snap of haz pouring himself a hefty vodka at 8:01am on a Wednesday, truly inspiring

maybe I’ll have my first Nando’s this year

Takeshi’s any day

This is a nice bit of info

I don’t even mind snakes but fuck that

Thorpe Shark

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I love seeing all the hot mums

🎥 Young Pep Guardiola

Honey cheerios <3

Sky Sports News No wonder he got caught lacking at the back post every other week. He was up all night on Duolingo

How she’s still employed is wild

Oooo strong contender for worst “yer bird” ever this

Kate McCann enjoying her tapas:

Got to feel for Vini Jr there. He's probably been coasting in training for months against Trent thinking he's boss. Then he comes up against Conor Bradley.

why does every man suddenly play padel

Gabriel Martinelli.. a little fucking bum who's won absolutely nothing in his career… like the rest of them. A team of little gobshites managed by a bum who won fuck all as a player. Losers.

Some place

Leicester away at 3 fixing the Chernobyl reactor at 6