Apparently, you can polish a turd. Jokes, actually looks lovely, exactly what this place needed.

Shopping bags are 35p now, and we're just ok with that?

🤣 moron. Leave her up there.

Beautiful day. @BodnantGardenNT

Beautiful day out @BodnantGardenNT. Just an hour from 13 years of Shitchester

How do I tell my grandkids this was given as offside?

Actual bravery: Iranian soccer players refusing to sing the anthem, and risking jail or worse Fake bravery: Europeans threatening to wear rainbow armbands to the cheers of the media, then backing down the minute they were threatened with a yellow card

This is truly chilling. Bye bye legacy media. You won't be missed.

🚨BREAKING: The greatest exchange in the history of Twitter just happened. Put this in the history books.

#ENGvWAL why are we chatting politics?! AGAIN. BBC Sport stop preaching.

Can we just agree once and for all whether the wheels on the bus go all through the town, or all day long? Because I’m fed up with looking like a fucking mug

Gender neutral toilets make me feel the way my grandparents felt about email...

Oh my life. The nature is ruining my garden 🤤

But it's a White tick?

Why do you see what you see on Instagram? 🧐 Here’s a breakdown of how the rankings work ⬇️

What a fucked up headline...

#BreakingNews! Kier Starmers' announced his first act as PM; Sacking Southgate. Starting Palmer. Save the Nation. #GeneralElection2024