being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY

What I would do to wear low rise jeans again

getting a man to do something I’m perfectly capable of doing.

Wasting energy on a person is my number 1 pet peeve … cause why the FUCK would u make me spend my very limited finite amount of life force energy to play in my fucking face .

every single time

leave after the first red flag because it never gets better.

“your eyes are so pretty”

Are y’all sure we had Monday off?? Because I feel like I worked the whole week.

this is where i post from

I’m a grown ass woman who is just a girl

sorry i didnt text you back i have writers block

No contact is a hard concept for men to understand

“Have you ever had Krispy Kreme…was it crispy?”

"Wyd after work?" Me already in bed:

“that dress is disgusting, who let her out in public” “fire your stylist girl” “he looks boring as fuck” #MetGala #MetGala2024

this bitch…….