Could someone please get me a few more followers? My current follower count is making me nervous.

Good morning!

I can not argue with this opinion.

For some reason, I can not come up with anything clever to post about. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So cool! Everything you would ever want to know about the Star vs the Forces of Evil theme song by its creator brad breeck !

Can dimensional scissors get me to the Boiling Isles that I’ve been hearing so much about. I think I need a vacation. Are the Boiling Isles even good place to vacation ???

So? What do you all think?

I’ve turned over a new leaf. Yes sir, it’s a fresh start for me! In a way, all that time in the Void did me some good! Wait, Star still has a wand?

Either that, or a show of my own!

I know I’ve been very quiet here, but it’s mainly because, you know ... I’ve been quiet. But I am still here !!!

I can’t believe I’ve been here FOUR YEARS !!! Though my time in the void may not be included in that.

This reminds me of someone ... but who ?

Soooo ... what’s everybody been up to? I get frightfully little news here in Castle Avarius. Is it Spring yet???

Has anybody seen anybody! The outskirts of Mewni are almost as desolate as the Void.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary How … how can it be five years already ???

So … so .. there I was, strolling through the forest North of the castle, when I … I stumbled across a statue of Me !!! It even has a wand !!!!

Not much happening around the castle … so if you have any left-over pizza, feel free to bring it on by!

Hello? Is anyone out there?

Oh !! Hello there. I … I’m sorry for the surprised look. It … it’s just that I don’t get many visitors here lately. Or ever. [ hi! *Waves enthusiastically!* It’s been forever! Did you flip your old account? I can’t find your old username! ]

“Yes! Of course! Won’t … won’t you come in!? I … I have to apologize for the mess. I’m afraid I’m not nearly as good at castle keeping as Dennis is.”