We are only TWO WEEKS AWAY from the #MysticSOBs parade and squirrel soirée! Join Mobile Arts Council for this unique Mardi Gras fundraiser at mobilearts.org/mysticsobs. 🐿️ Shower Hair Masterpiece #560. “Acorn” #ShowerHairMasterpiece

The AmericanCancerSociety Chili Cookoff is today, which brings up the age-old question - DO beans belong in chili? Shower Hair Masterpiece #561. “Chili with Beans” #ShowerHairMasterpiece

Wedding season is among us again, and I was fortunate to bring home a few flowers from a friend’s lovely ceremony this weekend. Shower Hair Masterpiece #562. “Spider Mum” #ShowerHairMasterpiece

We had fun yesterday learning about the AMAZING work that Dauphin Island Sea Lab is doing in Mobile Bay and beyond. We went on a boat trip and scooped up some live specimens… my favorite was the flounder. 👀 Shower Hair Masterpiece #563. “Flounder” #ShowerHairMasterpiece

RIP to the Queen of Rock & Roll. 💔 Shower Hair Masterpiece #564. “Tina Turner” #ShowerHairMasterpiece #TinaTurner

Horseshoe crabs are living fossils (existed 445+ million years), not true crabs (closer to spiders/ticks), and have remarkable bright blue blood with antibacterial properties. Shower Hair Masterpiece #565. “Horseshoe Crab” #ShowerHairMasterpiece #InternationalHorseshoeCrabDay

I had the pleasure of meeting the freshest member of the Gafford clan today. Here’s to another lovely niece! 🎉 Shower Hair Masterpiece #566. “Violet” #ShowerHairMasterpiece #WeirdAunt

In Atlanta and about to head over to the #AttackOfTheKillerTomatoFestival! 🍅🔪🩸Shower Hair Masterpiece #567. “Killer Tomato” #ShowerHairMasterpiece

Here’s to the ultimate game show host - thanks for the years of entertainment and for teaching the world about the importance of spaying and neutering your pets. Shower Hair Masterpiece #568. “Bob Barker” #ShowerHairMasterpiece #BobBarker

The spooky season is here once more - which calls for spooky movies whenever I can watch them. I just watched #Hobgoblins, and I do not recommend it. 👻 Shower Hair Masterpiece #569. “Hobgoblin” #ShowerHairMasterpiece

Wishing you all the happiest of holidays and a very merry Christmas. 🎄Shower Hair Masterpiece #570. “Ornament” #ShowerHairMasterpiece

Carnival season is already here again! 🎊🎭🎉 Shower Hair Masterpiece #571. “Mardi Gras Crown” #ShowerHairMasterpiece

My mother-in-law, Jewel Kastrantas, passed away last Sunday. Today is her Celebration of Life. Jewel was an incredibly kind, genuine, and creative person and I will miss her deeply. Shower Hair Masterpiece #572. “Jewel Heart” 💎💖💎 #ShowerHairMasterpiece

OMG. I finally hit the verifiable bracket on Instagram. $15 a month isn’t worth it to me yet, but maybe it will be if I ever start selling Shower Hair Masterpiece DIY kits... Shower Hair Masterpiece #573. “Verified Badge” #showerhairmasterpiece

I hope you all had a very hairy Easter! Today I had fried eggs, peanut butter eggs, marshmallow eggs, and deviled eggs. The deviled eggs were my favorite. Shower Hair Masterpiece #574. “Deviled Egg” #ShowerHairMasterpiece

The gardenias are blooming, and they sure are beautiful (and fragrant)! Shower Hair Masterpiece #575. “Gardenia” #ShowerHairMasterpiece

For those of you who only follow my shower hair persona, here’s news - I’m pregnant! We’re expecting our first child this November. Today I’ve hit 20 weeks, and our girl is the size of a sweet potato. Shower Hair Masterpiece #576. “Sweet Potato Fetus” #ShowerHairMasterpiece

This past week, our sweet fetus was the size of a papaya. Shower Hair Masterpiece #577. “Papaya” #ShowerHairMasterpiece

This week, our fetus’ size is comparable of the sexiest of fruits - the eggplant! 🍆 I think you guys could replicate this one. Shower Hair Masterpiece #578. “Eggplant” #ShowerHairMasterpiece

Our fetus is now bigger than of a head of lettuce. Shower Hair Masterpiece #579. “Romaine Lettuce” #ShowerHairMasterpiece