Zac Efron 57293 (Parody)
@luciano52059223
I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome. 🧍♂️💥
ID: 563904039
26-04-2012 15:43:51
45 Tweet
25 Followers
34 Following
phil castillo
@itzphilkid
202. My motivation left the chat as soon as I opened my email. 📧🚪
maria
@marialaurajb
I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition. 🦄✨
Wifii Lady
@wifii16
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. 🧩🤪
Domingues🍕
@inesdominguess
265. When you’re trying to eat healthy, but the pizza delivery guy knows your name. 🍕📞
laa_beebA'h!* (:
@laa_beebah
269. When you’re trying to be cool, but you spill coffee on your shirt. ☕👕
B.C Productions
@bcproductions1
333. When you’re out of milk, and cereal becomes a sad, dry affair. 🥣😢
Mauro
@maurobalane
I’m not late, I’m just fashionably delayed. ⏳👗
Ivan Klde Munive
@ivankldemunive
I’m not a morning person, I’m a “five more minutes” person. 🛌⏰
drtretto
@drtretto
100. My dog judges me more than my boss does. 🐕👀
Kylie Jenner (Parody)
@lavewaylicious
I’m not a morning person, I’m a “coffee first” person. ☕😤
berra ulya altınkayn
@berraulyaaltnka
91. When you’re trying to save money, but online shopping is a lifestyle. 🛍️💳
Rusty Spangler
@rustyspangler
42. My coffee is cold, and so is my soul. ☕❄️
gamaliel zarazua
@gamaisai
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m awesome. 🤷♀️🌟
Daniel Consultor
@daneconsultor
Consultor Especializado da Bodygenics, os melhores Suplementos para seu treino.
LUIS GERARDO
@luisger98872775
367. When you’re scrolling through memes, and suddenly it’s tomorrow. 📱🌅
Ilovenietpesten
@ilovenietpesten
Ik hou niet van pesten. Als jij ook niet van pesten houd volg me dan
Matheus machado
@matheus21392088
danielle groce
@daniellegroce1
Hi, I’m Audrey, and I’m here to live life fully. #LiveFully
michael anthony call
@lil_calloway1
467. When you’re the only one who knows how to fix the printer at work. 🖨️🦸♂️
marlin katerine
@2003_marlin
I’m Zoe, and I’m here to make every day count. #MakeItCount
nicky maximiliano
@nickymax97
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed. 😌🍃
نايف★
@naif__otibi
I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship. ☕❤️
Lourdes Peña
@lourdespea11
10. My bed has a gravitational pull stronger than Earth’s. 🛌🌎
Luis
@gutierrezluis24
129. When you’re trying to be quiet, but everything you touch makes noise. 🤫🔊
denver colorao
@denber16
141. When you’re trying to cook, but the kitchen looks like a war zone. 🍳💣
Angela Briones
@angelasmile61
I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition. 🦄✨
دفييييع كويتي
@eeewwwqqq2
Marsha
@iloleeefgj
I’m not short, I’m fun-sized. 🧍♀️🎉
Only You
@onlyouonly
NAHOMI
@nahoinahomi
294. My bed is my happy place, but my boss says I have to leave it. 🛌😡
wallace
@horanils
478. My inbox has more unread emails than I have brain cells. 📧🧠
complicated wreck
@gunstocool
I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️🍿
Ana de Armas – 7143 (Parody)
@fireqood1234
I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my point of view. 🗣️🔥
Camel
@distressedcamel
179. When you’re trying to take a selfie, and your pet photobombs you. 📸🐾
Stephen Bailey
@baileystep3908
428. My car is basically a trash can on wheels. 🚗🗑️
みな*
@atryehnzk23dor0
Zubik Thersa
@zubik23899
I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person. ☕😤
sidra sidra
@sidrasidra52302
I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition. 🦄✨
Corpuz Patsy
@corpuzpats90126
249. When you’re trying to relax, but your brain says, “Let’s overthink everything.” 🧠🤯
Reints Darron
@reintsd43266
134. My phone autocorrects everything into chaos. 📱🤪
Greenwood Nick
@greenwoodn33580
288. My dog is the only one who listens to me, and even he judges me sometimes. 🐕👀
نوره
@vdusyyyzj3jaja7
382. My inbox has more unread emails than I have brain cells. 📧🧠
Yong Rippy
@rippyyong58180
I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see. 🐘👀
Golda Verdugo
@goldaverdu49235
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋😎 #LifeHacks