people who cook breakfast before going to work or uni are grown as hell

Joints i rolled at 15 when i used to smoke weed in my basement and hallucinate

everything. popcorn.

Turn that george harrison up white girl

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Just imagine the reaction if it was the Labour Party or Greens exploiting school children for political capital like this

If you have to use ChatGPT to order your coffee, you’re a fucking idiot and I hope your drink is awful🥰

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I have created this for the miis who misbehave

twitter nowadays be like "do you want to see the same tweets over and over again 7 times in a row"

Frases y conceptos que auto sabotean la lucha femenina: - estoy ovulando - im just a girl - girl math - mujer de alto valor - etc

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Okay, this is crazy #tomodachilife

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