Fellas... Trump is gonna ban porn and this is all you'll be left with

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so nice of him to comment and prove her right

he looks just like her

would be very funny if Maya Rudolph's plane was accidentally diverted to Michigan and she has to do all of tomorrow's rallies

what if chappell roan rips up a picture of her

taps the sign

For future reference: The low-information voters you're trying to reach at the end of a campaign are the last people you should expect to know that there are two competing garbagegates.

The final result was 49.90 (Bush) -49.23 (Kerry) That means Selzer underestimated Kerry by about 1pt and Bush by about 7ish-pts. Selzer's poll has Trump at 44%. So assuming she's off by the same amount as 2004, 6 pts in favor of GOP, then Trump is at 50%. If Trump is at 50 in

one of michigan’s top pollsters waiting until the sunday night before the election to say “oh hey, by the way, I’m pretty sure we’ve been underrepresenting women, black voters, and just, like, all of detroit this whole time” is objectively very funny

Opinion: As a Performer, I Actually Love Looking Out Into a Sea of Illuminated Rectangles thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion-a…

Due to our broken election rules, voters in these 7 states are going to decide the US president for the rest of us. If you have 1 of these votes, please use it to defeat Trump and elect Kamala Harris. Literally 100s of millions of lives are in your hands and we need your help 🙏

There are legit problems with Kamala's platform and record, especially her stance on the Palestinian genocide However, she'd be a president we can protest from day 1 and then replace in 4 years. Trump would crush freedoms and exterminate Gaza. x.com/MazMHussain/st…

Oh they got this all screwed up

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