Since she doesn’t have a twitter… my sister is ENGAGED!!! 🥳🥳💍💍 Selfishly I’m already stepping into the MOH role 😜 Congrats Boone and Lauren. Could not be more happier for you two!!

Spotify shut down today so that we would have to listen to women

The sexual tension between me and a bottle of wine post therapy 🍷🙃

✨Show me how good it gets✨🥰🥳

Ummm what???

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August 21. #HouseoftheDragon

They probably know because they know everything but Girls Gotta Eat Podcast please watch Minx on HBO. I need to know your take!

The procrastination urge to bake cookies instead of working on my final… 🫥

This is when you leave your bra on 💼

Do I re-download dating apps or keep trying my luck with hoping someone will just pop into my life one day

Wordle 355 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I should call him. #ifykyk

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Did I stutter? Am I deleting hinge or your number? 💋

can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i did the morning announcements

Perhaps you should GET a wardrobe, you abominable twat.

“Is he single?” - the only question I’ll be asking this holiday season

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