tina … wonder if she can make iron bear lay trap mines …

⠀ 𝓤h okay ! that … kind of makes sense ? she guesses this makes her maya’s brand new apprentice 😇

⠀ … 𝑻hat cannot be a real vault hunting skill , maya , there’s no way .

⠀ 𝑵o fuckin’ way … ( flip flip flip ) … what , yeah , there it is … who wrote this ?

⠀ 𝒀eah ! but we can’t skip … armpit huffing ? what even is that ?

⠀ 𝓤h , if you say so miss maya 💧 whenever you’re ready .

/ how i get dm limited on every account ??? what is up with this app

⠀ 𝑯iding so maya won’t give her a lesson in the ancient vault hunter art of ; crotch huffing .

dm’s when i can !!

⠀ 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 is what happens when you try and s̲t̲e̲a̲l̲ what 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆 belongs to her ( and ℤ . ), V̶a̶u̶l̶t̶ T̶h̶i̶e̶v̶e̶s̶ .ᐟ Have fun trying to get 𝙼𝑶𝚉𝙴 back now that she's 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 ## 𝙷𝙰𝚂𝙷𝚃𝙰𝙶 CALYPSOWNED.⠀ ⠀

maya 😵‍💫

big fan , huge fan — will she sign iron bear ? and her helmet ?

she takes apprentices right ? can she get some sick siren powers too ? like … does she have to get really good at praying ?

who does she pray to , maya ? … weird ! super weird … please let it be maya 🤤

so she prays to maya and gets powers ? … or does maya just have a thing for girls worshipping her 💢

i would kiss the HELL out of maya .

i never said where 😈

uh … gulp … wherever you want , ma’am .

♡ & RT this for a TL tag.

moze loses , she’s already surrendered 😵‍💫