We’re So Fucked.

This is the adulthood I was promised. I feel robbed

Bring back closed sets.

I bought the same pack of ground meat three weeks apart and there was a $3 increase. Don’t pmo

Finna hit my dougie real quick

hello , i want to go to drink around the world at disney

I would hang out with my bf everyday if I could

"I don't do valentine" jump and pass.

Consent is FREELY given. It’s not coerced, it’s not manipulated, it’s not pressured, it is not deceived. It is FREELY given! It can withdrawn at any point btw.

you can find 2008 in places where the veil is thin

"I have an AI boyfriend" no you don't. It's Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve not Adam and USB

i’d end my life from loneliness before i ever talk to chatgpt like it’s my friend

no the fine strangers cannot come back to chill at our spot on vacation 😂

god I miss buttons

hearing a man say “i was going to” is such a turn off bc 1. you didn’t 2. you’re lying 3. and now i’m bored

I wanna get married

People are reading AI-generated synopses of books and then claiming they read 100 books in a book. This is how the abolition of books began in Fahrenheit 451: classics were condensed into five-minute summaries for those too busy to do the reading. Later came the burnings.

You don’t have to do any of this

“Anything for you baby”