Nah I need a 2 bed at best.. I hate looking at my desk sometimes

Okay.. TikTok is inside my thoughts frfr

ever since I was a child I knew I wanted to eat Chinese food

"Marriages used to last" Nah bro, your grandma was chained by the ankle.

How can I make the Super Bowl about me

Hey so all I think about is the ice coffee that I’m gonna make in the morning

As long as Bellagreen keeps those sweet potato fries on the menu.. they will have a customer out of me.

sometimes you almost cry bc u have to go to work and then work is fine

no one has ever known what to do with me

hey quick question are you fucking kidding me

No why are black ppl against eating a leafy green????

i loooove dropping a "but that's neither here nor there" in casual conversation because it's like where tf is it then omg

Who names their child Margarita pls!

Favorite pass time? Reading old messages on my laptop lol

I need that coffee that makes u feel like u can do 100 pushups