Come on, Vlad, you had to see this joke coming! 🤣

Medievalists, Here's a life mystery I've always wondered about: Do dragons have uvulas, and if you tickle it on the way down, will the dragon sneeze and spit you out before he can eat you? 🤔 #medievaltwitter

"Let's face it human, whose wallet is it really anyway?" Sigh, I work hard so my cat can have a better life... #Caturday #CaturdayEve

I light this in honor of a dear friend and his son who we just found out passed on long, long before his time. May the young man rest in peace, and may his dad find some comfort right now. 🕯️

She is the charged coupling device of my dreams! 😍📸 More sensitive than even a 108 mpx sensor... 😘

What am I supposed to do with all these hoodlums sneaking around in my yard??? 😡🤣 I'm currently enjoying my land and figuring out the details of my post-Kara life. I'm not going anywhere, but it's time to see how the pieces fit together. ❤️

Dear Bory the Super-Tory, Congrats on having done what no British politician has done before! You and your magical elixir of Brexit have made a majority of Catholics and Protestants in N. Ireland agree on something: They want to be part of Europe more than the UK. Well done!

My website is once again publicly available for anyone who might like to peruse it. I am particularly proud of my Thoughts page. I like guys who like girls with significant gray matter. lovekaramiro.net/thoughts

"Lending war equipment is a good deal like lending chewing gum. You don't want it back." 🤣 ~Robert A. Taft #lendlease

Hello everyone, nice to be home for a visit! How have you all been? I want to hear everything!

Stunning!

Resolved: When I am a billionaire, I will bring back New York City Opera. You're welcome. #opera