“Being hated by losers is the price I pay for not being one of them”

i love when people do a double look at me when walking pass, because yea..

Accidentally drop something in the house Caribbean Mother: “Yeah mash it up, cause you buy it”

Tf I’m supposed to do, shake and go? Pls. Everything is bad for fat ma atp. It is what it is!

Bro regular gas is $4.69 i hate everybody that voted for that fat orange!

Don't forget that if you ask for things to improve somewhat, it means you are literally a communist taking money out of the empty pockets of the US military

Glad to know we aren’t hallucinating

God forbid a girl be both princess and a menace 🙄

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don't freak them out

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

zae grace 🐾 twitter circles, i still talk about you

Somebody said they are going to have to carry him out lol 🗣️ shoulda been me Lawd 😭🫠😮‍💨

it taste like it

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

sometimes you have to stop psychoanalyzing what happened and who did it and just be like oh these people just hated me and that’s it

4 years ago today, Bad Bunny released ‘Un Verano Sin Ti.’