Please, please, please can one of the journos say to him, "But...having a small child not at school, and one parent being ill...in a pandemic...is *not* exceptional circumstances. It's really fucking unexceptional."

I haven't commented publicly on the situation with Dominic Cummings as I have waited to hear the full details. I welcome the statement to clarify matters, but there remains aspects of the explanation which I have trouble with. As a result I have resigned as a government Minister.

Lol many people think that. So glad the world got to meet my sons on Queer Eye

Never split the party.

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Rogue! Flanking ALL DAY LONG

WHY DO PEOPLE LOVE PUBS AND SHOPPING CENTRES AND SHOPPING THEY ARE THE WORST AKSHDJAKANDNSL

Noise-cancelling headphones have been a LIFESAVER for me. The tube in London can bring me to tears at times. How do people go on it without wearing anything to protect their ears?!?

CONGRATULATIONS....DR. Michelle Obama. Since her husband has been out of office, and her children out of the house, Mrs. Obama decided to complete her PHD in law. The most educated 1st lady ever, is a Black Queen! ✊🏾RESPECT✊🏾

Internet trolls are posting flashing images to deliberately trigger seizures. In one instance, they targeted a 9-year-old boy called Zach. Join our campaign to make social media safe for people with #epilepsy and help us pass #ZachsLaw bit.ly/2VaVYYT

The IBE Epilepsy is conducting a survey in Europe to understand how well informed women of childbearing age are on the risks involved in epilepsy and pregnancy and how well this information is understood. Help make a difference 👇 surveymonkey.com/r/X7G3QG7

A masterclass in unhelpful data visualisation. Inconsistent y-axes. Doesn't account for wildly different population sizes. Needlessly on separate graphs. Should be population rates (or cumulative proportion), and all on one or few graphs with colour key. bbc.co.uk/news/world-512…

Lost in translation, most of the time. #DnD #TTRPG

He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s regretting putting the names in alphabetical order instead of grouping them by country. He’s getting out his laptop. He’s realizing he doesn’t remember how to use Microsoft Excel anymore

I know I have tweeted this often, but if the cap fits… A snaccident is the inadvertent eating of an entire packet of biscuits when you meant to have just the one.

Rapid Test Results xkcd.com/2558

Hi Instagram - I’ve been desperately trying to join for two months, but I’m unable to due to this error, which comes up when I try to verify my email. Could you fix it please??