Big Gyok hoops when we’re 2-0 up tomorrow

can’t sleep cos I keep seeing Pep’s face every time I close my eyes

Mariona Caldentey’s equaliser is one Lyon won’t want to see again 😬

Haha champions league semi final 😂

✅️GOOD NEWS Thomas Partey, former Arsenal DM who had been accused of r@pe by his Moroccan girlfriend, has reportedly had all charges dropped after authorities stated there was insufficient evidence to proceed with a conviction. According to the judge, the case may have been a

Callum People like you fuck me off even more. Does anyone deny that we have white rapists or nonces? No. But their lives are made hell. Inside or outside of jail. They’re outed and made to feel like the scum they are. Foreign rapists and nonces? Harboured in their own communities. But

We live in a society where people will cry about what the police have done here. What a fucking shit show of a country we are becoming. He’s just stabbed 2 people he should be getting slept with leather to the temple

Only in Britain will you find wankers upset that a terrorist was kicked in the head 👍🏼

Sleeping on the couch tonight for laughing at this too hard.

POV you’re a junior banker at JP Morgan and your MD wants to have a performance chat

He said my girl’s pussy is the most edible out there. He said he’s eating Wagyu pussy, grass fed, free range

Just got accepted for a junior position on the leveraged finance team at JP Morgan

Spit it out mate

Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan

Bradford and Birmingham back to back fucking hell she's gonna reek.

Specs said he watched this without his glasses and thought it was a fox lol

gambling will take you places, gosh😭😭

It’s in his pocket 🤣 fat cunt

Dear fucking god