"Are thots not the foreign snack that you typically put in the freezer?"

“What? Are you not a fan of tater thots?” Where Is Amara When You Need Her x.com/enlightenedsas…

“I’ve always wondered what a cat’s fur would feel like...But Khura’in’s former queen never allowed them around the palace due to their ‘excessive shedding’.” “Do they share traits similar to that of snakes...?”

“Even Horned Head’s father has been resurrected from the Twilight Realm?!”

“Who in the world is resurrecting people and why are they only bringing back fathers?”

"Since we are on the topic of bringing things back from the dead, can someone please locate my sanity?"

“Hmph, shall I call him by Pee Pee Head just for spite?”

“What on Earth is a Tide Pod and why do so many people find them so tasty?”

“And why is that? If I’m going to refuse it, at least tell me what the object in question IS!” x.com/enlightenedsas…

“Why yes you certainly wouldn’t be a state. What other glorious information have you kept away from us, Horned Head?” x.com/justicepwease/…

“Hmph. I sometimes worry for what goes on in that large forehead of yours.” The princess flashed a small smirk. “Now, what exactly did you mean before that amusing slip of the tongue?” x.com/justicepwease/…

“...Very well.” She used the tip of her staff to examine Apollo’s forehead, raising a single eyebrow. “And it is so, shall I fetch you a mirror so you may see for yourself?” x.com/justicepwease/…

“If that is what you believe, I will not stop you.” “By the way, you should probably get a towel. It was quite sweaty when I took a closer look at it.” x.com/justicepwease/…

“With all of these Horned Heads running about, I’m surprised there isn’t a collective term for his kind!”

“I was merely joking about the collective thing! There’s no justice in this Horned Herd!”

clears throat FUCK

it is what the people of my age are fated to do, braid head it is destiny x.com/enlightenedsas…

I gave myself permission I am a royal priestess, i must hold that basic level of authority! x.com/enlightenedsas…

“What is a ‘thot’? And more importantly, why do I have the strangest feeling that I’ve had this exact same dispute once before?”