Blegh.

Yeet.

👀

I am invisible. I am stealth.

I mean... Hooray, the twins are here!

At least the nasty one isn't here today.

Fuck me, where did he pop out from?

Temperamental my arse.

I did a funny.

*hears from a reliable source that Grimnar likes biscuits. Proceeds to throw biscuits at*

*sniffs the air* I sense a disturbance in the force. Who is annoying maegs? Who? My job, bitches.

I would like to point out that hearing that someone else was annoying maegypoos made me get out of bed. I actually moved. Fuck.

//I got out of bed to get twitter. Fuck me. I'm going to bed to spare myself from sleepy tweets of wrong grammar and shit

*mary sues around *

*throws snowball at King Elessar *

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I spy Maegsy.

Heeyyy Maeeeggssss.

I don't think I have the capacity for grown up, mature conversation. I think I can only manage insults and whining.

Subtle as fuck. Nice.