Just added Santa Rosa, CA to my bucket list. A - to see all the locations used in “Shadow of a Doubt,” and B - to go to the Charles M. Schulz Museum. Who’s in?!!!

Will I be eating my Cheerios out of this for the duration? I might… #NYMets

Thought this was appropriate for today. Happy Evil Woman Release Day to all who celebrate. Duran Duran youtu.be/WDodrzJk5_k?si…

If I’ve learned anything, it’s that jealous people who never leave their homes will do anything to keep the few friends they have.

The world doesn’t give me enough credit for being nice to people who have such atrocious taste in music.

Also when did they change the definition of “getting tickets to a gig on the secondary market” to “pulling strings?”

Someone’s gonna be otherwise engaged for the next several hours. #Casino

Mother is mothering. #TCMParty #RitaHayworth #FilmNoir

Was gonna spend the day relaxing and watching scary movies. But I decided to waych the Flyers v the Wild instead. ‘Cause there’s nothing more horrifying then the Flyers.

I mean, I’m not mad about this turn of events…

You know what helps when you’re depressed AF? Watching clips of the Yankees effing up in the 5th inning.

It’s official. All the people who are complaining about Daylight Saving when what they’re really mad about is Standard Time are starting their shit.

My default setting at RBA.

They tried to kill me, but they did it!!! #RBNY

Guys!!! Bacon on or in carbonara is anathema!!!! Pancetta is acceptable, since guanciale isn’t that available. But bacon. Hells no. And any self-styled “foodie” would know that.

Fam! Has anyone else noticed how we recently lost Martin Mull and Teri Garr? I think Michael Keaton should invest in a protective bubble. (Sidebar, “Yeah, 220, 221, whatever it takes.” Best line ever.) #MrMom

Too much effort to look up and follow all y’all on that Twitter-esq site that no one hates. But I’m there. Find me. Or don’t. Whatever, I still love you turkeys.

Official (blurry) first match, first away day selfie of the 2025 #RBNY

Glan I got proactively drunk af. Because these turkeys!! #RBNY

So apparently all the toxic, shitty, cliquey, superior, know-it-all bitches stick together in their little echo chamber. Maybe they should get out in the world occasionally.