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@losgrados

“I’m a danger to myself I've been starting fights/At the party at the club on a Saturday night.” You can usually find me falling off seats in Section 102.

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calendar_today26-02-2009 15:54:53

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Just added Santa Rosa, CA to my bucket list. A - to see all the locations used in “Shadow of a Doubt,” and B - to go to the Charles M. Schulz Museum. Who’s in?!!!

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If I’ve learned anything, it’s that jealous people who never leave their homes will do anything to keep the few friends they have.

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Also when did they change the definition of “getting tickets to a gig on the secondary market” to “pulling strings?”

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Was gonna spend the day relaxing and watching scary movies. But I decided to waych the Flyers v the Wild instead. ‘Cause there’s nothing more horrifying then the Flyers.

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It’s official. All the people who are complaining about Daylight Saving when what they’re really mad about is Standard Time are starting their shit.

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Guys!!! Bacon on or in carbonara is anathema!!!! Pancetta is acceptable, since guanciale isn’t that available. But bacon. Hells no. And any self-styled “foodie” would know that.

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Fam! Has anyone else noticed how we recently lost Martin Mull and Teri Garr? I think Michael Keaton should invest in a protective bubble. (Sidebar, “Yeah, 220, 221, whatever it takes.” Best line ever.) #MrMom

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Too much effort to look up and follow all y’all on that Twitter-esq site that no one hates. But I’m there. Find me. Or don’t. Whatever, I still love you turkeys.

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So apparently all the toxic, shitty, cliquey, superior, know-it-all bitches stick together in their little echo chamber. Maybe they should get out in the world occasionally.