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@lordprettygorda

Your aesthetics means nothing to me.

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calendar_today28-08-2009 01:02:09

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Despite the food I post, I have been actually been eating significantly less than I ever have and I feel like I only lost a millimeter in each section of my body. If anyone knew what it took for me to truly loose a pound, y’all would just tell me to just go get the surgeries.

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So there was an unapproved event at the Citadel in Haiti and there was no security, or crowd control so people got trampled and a lot of people died from that. This is really awful. 😞

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Yes there is one in Glendale, no I don’t think it countsbecause there are places that people from NYC don’t really consider, and one of those places is Middle Village.

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You’ll be surprised at how much your cortisol decreases with this type of attitude too. Not giving a fuck and not trying to defend it either will help women a lot.

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Black people on Twitter waiting in the cut to gotcha each other when loud and proud antiblack people die or get played by the hands of the race they preferred is where we have been for a while unfortunately and I don’t see this ending.

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In elementary school after a few years of our teachers going around the room asking us what we did for summer vacation and realizing that I actually dreaded that question because I had nothing interesting to say every single time.

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She sexually assaulted her sibling and dragged a man for not hitting on her, her show Girls was the gentrified version of HTMIIA, and on top of it all, she just looks like an incredibly annoying ladle of mashed potatoes.

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If I’m real hungry, I’ll dog that oxtail plate, but any other time, I have to leave it in the fridge, let the grease solidify and scrape it off. I deadass get it because 2 oxtail plates for $30 is a steal 😭😭

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What’s in cereal that when it sits in milk, it gets soggy? If you sit rice or corn in milk, it’ll just suspend, but it won’t get soggy or dissolve.