Eating mayonnaise before 11 is a Caucasian cultural trait

If you work for parking enforcement at colleges you don’t deserve rights and I hope your house burns down

I second this wholeheartedly

COVID been 19 for 2 years now. Someone lying

Unpopular opinion, J Cole mid

Y’all are corny as hell

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!!!

When Young Thug said “I always knew I wasn’t gonna be gay” I felt that on a spiritual level

I’m too geeked up excuse my grammar

Why go to a class and sleep? The professor doesn’t even take attendance? Just stay home and sleep comfortably

Got a new phone and don’t know how to act. Just in the crib taking selfies in silence

I’m gay

🏳️‍🌈

Calling you bro and brother are two different things to me

Need to get on the platinums or the henny sometime soon

Gotta watch my 600 pound life to boost my confidence

Should disappear

I’m cold as a popsicle in the freezer in the winter