Carse wouldn’t make it as a net bowler at Randwick-Petersham

Now Flat Track Zak can’t even get runs on a flat track #Ashes #RIPFlatTrackZak

So Steptoe Stokes is now playing sheet anchor in modified Bazball? #Ashes

Will Jacks on track for a century in each innings here #ashes

Told you | June 2023 | Bazball: You can’t fight mean reversion theroar.com.au/2023/06/27/baz…

Uh oh, DRS back in the game…

Hopefully Pope gets 30 or 40 here so England retain him for Melbourne and Sydney

Flat Track Zak trying to show anyone who doubted him that he can bat properly

Boozeball era starts now #Ashes

Imagine these barmy clowns if England won a Test when it mattered… #Ashes

All these top class Bazballer batsmen in the team and England send out Carse to protect their averages?

England could reverse the batting order here and we wouldn’t be able to tell #Ashes

Flat Track Zak is rocking here

Where does Potts rank among England’s worst all time fast bowlers? Genuine question #Ashes

England now forgetting key aspects of the LBW rule before they send it upstairs #Ashes

Potts had a 7-2 field for Head in his first over of his spell. Now has a 3-4 field. Shambles #Ashes

Only two more English fielders on the offside than umpires #Ashes

Gotta love a good #techfail when Steptoe Stokes is on the receiving end #Ashes

England worried about the technology costing them when Potts went 0/141 off 25 #Ashes

You know something is wrong when you want United to win