Tear down the patriarchy like I tore down the door to that bank vault in Spider Man 2

We can honestly say this is the first recommendation from a garden and homewares company we’ve ever had. Thanks guys! 👏 Really lovely to hear you got something out of it as well.

Aw yissss. Thanks Sam!

Now introducing chairs! Like sitting on the ground, but higher! Now introducing hands! Like feet you can put in your mouth! Now introducing time! Like a tape measure for your existence! Now introducing pork! Like eating human flesh, without the social ramifications!

Pencil behind the ear - you build stuff Pen behind the ear - you write stuff Pen behind the ear but then it disappears - good trick dad Cig behind the ear - your fingies are busy Plastic fork behind the ear - Survivalist

Day 3 of #objectivelyfunnycomdeyfestival is full to the ceiling with laughs featuring @AndyAndyField Ed Night Foxdog Studios Heidi Regan Kit Sullivan Loose Brie Maisie Adam 22nd September Tickets 👉bit.ly/2LVdMzX

42 shows, 11 days, 1 little room in central London. A big lot of comedy. objectivelyfunny.com @jlukeroberts Josie @AndyAndyField Robin Ince Evelyn Mok m,orl Harriet Kemsley The Delightful Sausage Maisie Adam @TNeenan @sindhuvfunny Foxdog Studios @TheKagools Sleeping Trees

We’re baaaaaAaAaAck! 18 SEPTEMBER. THE FIVE BELLS. 8PM. LOVELY FREE COMEDY. With @charlesonara, @sian_brett, Loose Brie, Fatiha El-Ghorri, @sianclrke and Stinky. Oof it’s going to be so tasty.

*kicks car tyre* *car bursts into flames* yeah these tyres seem pretty solid, I think we’re good to go

We’re putting our beloved Edinburgh show to bed on Saturday. Come help us tuck it in okay? Xx citizenticket.co.uk/event/objectiv…

Face down, Ass up, That’s the way I cry in bed

[pantsing 3 friends] RICH: Hey! RICH: Come on! RICH: Wtf? ME: Well isn’t this an embarrassment of Riches? [offers hand for hi 5s] FIANCÉE: Please tell me you didn’t organise our wedding just to get all the Riches you know together for a joke. ME: [offers hi 5 to ex-fiancée]

This is the best sign I have ever seen in my life. I hope to one day meet Revels.

This is the same book series

Big old Belly Laughs number 12! With Loose Brie, @kitsullivan,David McIver, Zoë Tomalin, @Flora_Anderson, Abbie Murphy, Alice Marshall and David Mullen!

Money October 15th! BatterseaArtsCentre we’ve got Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore), @rocknrolga, Moon and Loose Brie come along, do yourself a favour. Tickets: bit.ly/2vF2fSq

“What are you doing with your weekend?” “Booking tickets to see Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore), @rocknrolga, Moon and Loose Brie at BatterseaArtsCentre” “oh well here’s the link” bit.ly/2vF2fSq

What a heckin’ peach of a lineup for you to come find us on tonight at the heckin’ peach of a venue that is the BAC with the heckin’ peaches hostin’ that are Sleeping Trees

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Latest episode of Faking Lit Podcast featuring me (as per) and Loose Brie who are very funny. It's about harry potter. soundcloud.com/user-808275797…