Q: Is there talk about wearing a bulletproof vest going forward? TRUMP: I don't know if I can handle looking 20 pounds heavier

LOL

seriously incredible that they are clearly testing for dementia, and no one around him is brave enough to tell him. but since he can’t help but gloat publicly about everything he keeps revealing it to the world

Always funny when you can tell he just learned a new word

oomf urgently called to inform us that his friend ate shit biking on the west side highway bike path and a man helped him up + asked if he was ok and when he looked up it was none other than mayor zohran mamdani on his citibike. closest you can get irl to being saved by spiderman

Congressman Randy Fine Such a hypocritical fat pig

yeah I’m sure an all-female catholic school in indiana that has an 81% acceptance rate is just absolutely crawling with liberals lmao

You know ppl are steaming because they can't blame this on anti semitism.

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men? Do I have this correct?

I just want to point out.... The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.

The wildest thing about gas prices going from $2.84 to $4.47 in just two months is that Donald Trump is mentioned over 38,000 times in the Epstein Files.

Not an exaggeration to say the literal future of our planet depends on the total defeat of US imperialism

In reality, progressive feminist‘s only objection to what is happening here is that NFL cheerleaders are not paid a living wage and are often sexually harassed at the workplace. We literally like and support these women more than y’all do, we see them as workers with rights.

Have we considered that maybe the spider was being attacked and feared for its life or

Sorry if this is antisemetic but I don’t think Jews should murder children.

Congratulations to you. Children are innocent and lovable. Those 168 children that your boss killed in the school in Minab, and you justified, were also children. When you kiss your baby, think of the mothers of those children.

Conservatives on their way to defend their Pedophile President

The fact that this man was saving the lives and upholding the autonomy of thousands of women despite multiple attempts on his life since 1973…Absolute Hero

The republican fear of becoming smart