I'll wait a few weeks and see if we can settle on a final number. x.com/Cernovich/stat…

WOW. Indonesian man, 37, wins exhausting fight to the death with 23ft-long python dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4…

I don't understand why the debate over gun laws in the US is taking place in UK media. It has no physical impact on the UK either way.

We've reached peak 1617. x.com/MailOnline/sta…

Incredible moment young boy is photobombed by a breaching WHALE on fishing trip with his dad dailym.ai/2hLnzzi

Amber Rudd has decided that seeing far right propaganda is illegal. Not searching for it, downloading it etc, just seeing it. Twitter 2017

Quick tip to anyone charged with viewing far right propaganda, just tell the cops it's far left, there's not much difference nowadays

Watching others pack on the beef when you're shedding the lbs is oddly satisfying.

Say what you want about 80's music, but there were a few gems. 💋 youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY

We all know someone who's a little teapot, short and stout.

I saw a teapot she'd love 😂 x.com/WaltonNJohnson…

I abhor violence and have spent my adult life avoiding it whenever possible. For this man, I'd make an exception. 🙁 independent.co.uk/news/uk/dad-pu…

Amazing Nature at work; see what the wolves 🐺 did to the ecosystem & geography at Yellowstone #FridayFeeling

I'm formally offering up my services to represent #Weinstein if needed. Haven't got a clue about US law but how hard could it be? $$$

Woke this morning to find one of my Orchids had bloomed. A lovely surprise to start the day.

Last cigarette on Wednesday morning. Back vaping again and glad I did. Forgot how much better it tastes.

I prefer coffee.