ㅤ .... how bout dancin' it out? ㅤ

ㅤ look pumpkin. i ain't the best at this ventin' stuff. us country trolls sing songs about how much we wanna die whenever we feel sad. ㅤ

the story wouldn't end unless the reader gave up on the story.

ㅤ ( she’s makin’ the long trek towards pop troll village fo visit queen poppy…gettin’ real tired of needin’ walk all that way time and time again. someone really needs ya build a train. ) ㅤ

ㅤ — ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍﹠ ｡ ˚ JOHN DORY｡ ⋆ ㅤ

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀my girlfriend makes me little treats for when i get back home and i think she’s conditioned me to expect treats whenever i come see her ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀it's so i know you'll come back . ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀made ya some pecan cookies . take as much as ya want, sugar. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀( laughing to herself as she finishes up the dishes. ) ya didn't get holly killed, did ya ? ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀thank ya kindly . have had nothin' but time ta teach her . ( turning around to lay up against the country with a proud smile . ) most importantly, did y'all have fun? ⠀⠀

ㅤ howdy to you too barb. ㅤ

ㅤ sure hope I am . can’t say I reckon any other country gals ya hang around . I’m doin’ mighty fine . how bout ya ? ㅤ

i miss my wife

right on cue

don’t we all.

ㅤ john dory is a lesbian , guess what i am now . ㅤ

ㅤ YER DA ONE DAT CAPTURED AND TORTURED MY GIRLFRIEND ?! ㅤ

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀where's my ring ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀( ... that'll do . she smiles at him , letting down her hand. ) ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀throws a stick of dynamite . ⠀⠀