lmao don't use bezier curves to smooth out your bandwidth graph

a sign of true evil

medium weight seal tries to escape normally and struggles a few times but gets it in the end x.com/fat_nerpa/stat…

Thank you to the person who called us homosexuals from a compromised Italian government e-mail. We haven't received an e-mail from a compromised government e-mail in a few months.

silly idea after seeing how Reed Richards is basically Luffy in #MarvelRivals

The kitten just realized that all dogs are scared of him 😂

A $RETARDIO whale just bought $4.03K of $DOGSHIT2 at $3.83M MC 🐳

Luca Marinelli, the man we asked to play the role of Neil. I first learned of him through his role as the antagonist (Fabio Cannizzaro/Zingaro) in the Italian film "They Call Me Jeeg," and I fell in love with his amazing acting in Jack London's autobiographical film, "Martin

"can ya'll really just be quiet, thanks"

cats are evolving

the struggles of working from home! 😹

what a good day to be terminally online

Incoming transmission: 06.11.2025

YouTube deleted my Epstein Strangling Speedrun Challenge video (surprise surprise) so fuck it, here's the entire thing, ad-free sorry this isn't the normal short twitter edit, but I can't restore the YT video even without ads, so this is the only place I can upload it

Playing in the water

Hello, This social media profile is now the largest cybersecurity-related profile on Xitter. It has passed SwiftOnSecurity. What does this mean? Well, as the top influencer I am carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders. This is a very serious role. I'm basically a